Hey, you people, I have decided to address my readership exclusively as you people. That is all. Signed, These bacteria. P.S.: Since human beings are, by count, 9/10 bacteria and 1/10 cells with DNA, these bacteria have decided that they are the dominant monad*, so we guess we’ll go by that sign-off now.** P.P.S.: Stock […]

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